Free shipping on all orders to the US!

Necrotic Decaf
Necrotic Decaf
Necrotic Decaf
Load image into Gallery viewer, Necrotic Decaf
Load image into Gallery viewer, Necrotic Decaf
Load image into Gallery viewer, Necrotic Decaf

Necrotic Decaf

Regular price $21.99

Unit price per 

Size

Grind

only 0 left in stock

Necrotic Decaf is a full bodied decaf coffee that doesn't sacrifice any flavor. Using the Swiss Water Method, this decaf is clean on the pallet with no chemical or oily aftertaste. If it's good enough for the shepherds of the undead, it's good enough for you! =)

All Coffee from Geek House Coffee is roasted in small batches, ground and packaged to order.

Please read the Necrotic Decaf's backstory below to learn about how the Necro baristas extract the caffeine to create the undead beans.  

Necrotic Decaf's Backstory

So, fun fact, Necromancers can’t ingest caffeine…it wakes them up in all the wrong ways! After centuries of getting picked on at the coffee houses by all the other schools of magic users, they devised a way to solve this problem as only a Necro can.

First the beans are harvested and cleaned. Before the drying process, specially trained Necromancers called Macabreistas perform a dark ritual that extracts the life essence from the beans. This life essence is what produces the caffeine when brewed. Once extracted, they are left with mounds of undead beans, but they are not quite ready to be brewed.

In order to complete the process, these undead beans must then be washed thoroughly with clean, pure mountain water. Like any true Necromancer, they don’t do any manual labor themselves, they send hordes of zombies to collect the water in pales. They claim that zombies are better at fetching the spring water than skeletons are, the zombies walk slower and don’t rattle around as much as they walk. Either way, they can work 24/7, never get tired or hungry and don’t get paid, so there’s that I suppose.

That sounds silly and wildly inefficient you say? Why not use those zombies to build aqueducts or water housing facilities you ask? I don’t know what to tell you, Necromancers are weird people.

Not Sure Which Coffee is Right for You?

I understand you might not know which coffee is right for you, but I don't want you to feel lost. Please do not hesitate to message me on Facebook or email me at vinny.geekhousecoffee@gmail.com with any questions, comments, or to share fun campaign story!

I'm here for you, and thank you for supporting small businesses, especially during these times!

 ~ Vinny

Coffee Stats
  • Decaffeinated
  • Medium Roast
  • Single Origin
  • 100% Peru Beans
  • Caramel & Citrus
  • Swiss Water Process
DM Notes

Coffee that is decaffeinated via the Swiss Water method is chemical free and produces coffee that is 99.9% caffeine free with a clean taste.

Testimonials

Close (esc)

Popup

Use this popup to embed a mailing list sign up form. Alternatively use it as a simple call to action with a link to a product or a page.

Age verification

By clicking enter you are verifying that you are old enough to consume alcohol.

Search

Shopping Cart

Your cart is currently empty.
Shop now